“ About five years ago. I was going down this very road. Same time of day, going about the same speed Im going now...there was a rock in the road. Couldnיt have been more than a pebble. Never really saw it! Lost control of the bike, went flyinי about a hundred feet - came down right on my head. Cracked it wide open! Blood and stuff was just splattered all over the road, there...I broke every bone in my face. Hey, you know, when they found me, my eyes were hanging out of their sockets? Yeah, they pronounced me dead at the scene. I was in a coma for...well, they told me about a year...said Id be a vegetable for life. Yeah, but I showed יem. Ever since then I always wear a helmet!”
Seinfeld, The Keys
Episode no. 40

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